Author name: Charles Rolandavens

You ever hear something so weird it makes you stop and say What’chu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis? I have. And not just once.

You hear the word lifestyle everywhere. And you’re tired of it meaning nothing. I’m tired of it too.

You know that look. The one where your kid says something so random you blink twice.

You know that moment when your kid asks why the dog is wearing socks and you just nod like it makes sense? That’s Mom Life Whatutalkingboutwillistyle.

You’ve heard it. You’ve said it. You’ve stared blankly while your cousin repeated it like a mantra.

I used to sit at dinner watching my kids scroll instead of talk. Same thing happened with my partner.

You’ve heard it. You’ve said it. You’ve probably even misquoted it. Whatutalkingboutwillistyle is everywhere.

Fashion changes fast. Too fast. You scroll past street style photos and wonder (what’s) actually happening right now? Not last season. Not next year.

I used to stare into my closet and feel worse after opening it. Not because I had nothing to wear (but) because I had no idea what actually worked for me.

Jeans that fit right feel like magic. The wrong pair? They just hang there. Like a bad joke no one laughs at.